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Christopher M. Jones

Christopher M. Jones

Ellie Friar and the Triumph of Death

In 2017, three young Oregonians killed a girl’s father. In 2022, a macabre YouTube channel made a long video about it. Why should you care?

Oct 28, 2022

Ellie Friar and the Triumph of Death

Oct 28, 2022

Christopher M. Jones

Inside the Memory Card

My father’s ghost is haunting an Animal Crossing village.

Aug 22, 2021

Inside the Memory Card

Aug 22, 2021

Christopher M. Jones

Life Lessons from Ganondorf

There is no practical reason anyone should ever be able to win a one-on-one fight playing as Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. He is…

Aug 8, 2021

Life Lessons from Ganondorf

Aug 8, 2021

Christopher M. Jones

I Read 350 Pages of Conspiracy Theories in 3 Days. Here’s What I Learned

Ever since the assassination of JFK, Texas has been prime real estate for plots, ponderings, and general hokum, so I was not surprised to…

May 12, 2021

I Read 350 Pages of Conspiracy Theories in 3 Days. Here’s What I Learned

May 12, 2021

Christopher M. Jones

A Grief Observed in Texas

Contrary to observation, Texas has not thawed out.

Mar 9, 2021

A Grief Observed in Texas

Mar 9, 2021

Christopher M. Jones

You Fucking People Make Me Sick

You may have noticed that I haven’t published very much over the past year. The pandemic has made many things that were easy difficult and…

Jan 28, 2021

You Fucking People Make Me Sick

Jan 28, 2021

Christopher M. Jones

You Are Not an Employee and Games Are Not Your Job

I have two devices on which I play video games: a Nintendo Switch and a low-to-moderately powerful laptop. This puts me in the privileged…

Sep 18, 2020

You Are Not an Employee and Games Are Not Your Job

Sep 18, 2020

Christopher M. Jones

Critiquing Bernie Sanders Isn’t the Same as Betraying Him

I didn’t have anywhere to live during the 2016 primaries, but if I’d had a permanent place of residence I would’ve definitely cast my vote…

Jan 28, 2020

Critiquing Bernie Sanders Isn’t the Same as Betraying Him

Jan 28, 2020

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How Should You Talk to God?

Notes from a neophyte spiritualist

Oct 19, 2019

A long-haired person reaching toward the sky; ripples radiate from their hand. Everything is monochromatic gray.

Oct 19, 2019

Christopher M. Jones

The Media is Fucking Up the 6ix9ine Story

I’m working on a much longer piece about 6ix9ine right now, but I wanted to take a break from that project to briefly discuss something…

Sep 20, 2019

The Media is Fucking Up the 6ix9ine Story

Sep 20, 2019

Christopher M. Jones

Christopher M. Jones

Writer, media critic, and thinker of thoughts based out of Austin, TX. Get in touch at chrismichaeljones@gmail.com, or follow on Twitter at @CJIsWingingIt

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