Ellie Friar and the Triumph of DeathIn 2017, three young Oregonians killed a girl’s father. In 2022, a macabre YouTube channel made a long video about it. Why should you care?Oct 28, 20223Oct 28, 20223
Inside the Memory CardMy father’s ghost is haunting an Animal Crossing village.Aug 22, 2021Aug 22, 2021
Life Lessons from GanondorfThere is no practical reason anyone should ever be able to win a one-on-one fight playing as Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. He is…Aug 8, 2021Aug 8, 2021
I Read 350 Pages of Conspiracy Theories in 3 Days. Here’s What I LearnedEver since the assassination of JFK, Texas has been prime real estate for plots, ponderings, and general hokum, so I was not surprised to…May 12, 2021May 12, 2021
You Fucking People Make Me SickYou may have noticed that I haven’t published very much over the past year. The pandemic has made many things that were easy difficult and…Jan 28, 2021Jan 28, 2021
You Are Not an Employee and Games Are Not Your JobI have two devices on which I play video games: a Nintendo Switch and a low-to-moderately powerful laptop. This puts me in the privileged…Sep 18, 2020Sep 18, 2020
Critiquing Bernie Sanders Isn’t the Same as Betraying HimI didn’t have anywhere to live during the 2016 primaries, but if I’d had a permanent place of residence I would’ve definitely cast my vote…Jan 28, 2020Jan 28, 2020
Published inHuman PartsHow Should You Talk to God?Notes from a neophyte spiritualistOct 19, 20193Oct 19, 20193
The Media is Fucking Up the 6ix9ine StoryI’m working on a much longer piece about 6ix9ine right now, but I wanted to take a break from that project to briefly discuss something…Sep 20, 20191Sep 20, 20191
